CCTV FOLLIES 11.14 HYDRAULIC DESPOTISM
Xi Jinping, lord of (misrule) of the waters preens after deadly flood fears recede -Bumper harvest, booming exports -Xi jets off to be apex of epic APEC! -Hamas holds "detainees" (not hostages!)
The top story is about China’s Lord of Waters, a great historic figure whose advice keeps China pristine with waters flowing and the fields green
(except when floods are made worse by bad infrastructure, CCP neglect and deliberate diversion of flood waters to unimportant villages)