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He's so vain! -Xi-pectacular or Xi-pocalypse? -Touching down in Guangxi after Vietnam victory lap, Xi Jinping gives his people what they want which is more Xi! -Taking a page from North Korea's Kim

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“Xi Jinping has urged Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region to free the mind, innovate, promote ocean-oriented economy, and further opening up and development during an inspection tour to the southern Chinese region from Thursday to Friday. Xi, also general secretary of the Communist Party of China Central Committee and chairman of the Central Military Commission, urged the coastal region to write its chapter in advancing Chinese modernization. Xi returned to China after a state visit to Vietnam and went to places including Nanning, capital city of the region, and Laibin City.”

Xi looking at things loftily.

CCP courtiers, court eunuchs and bodyguards help the imperial Xi maintain a respectable social distance

Xi rarely has to listen to the people because he knows exactly what they think and what they need. Just being his grandiose, self-important self it enough to inspire.

What’s the proper etiquette for greeting a man of such greatness? Clapping for five mi…