CCTV FOLLIES 3.27 TO GREET AN EMPEROR!

The world swoons as China's latter-day emperor deigns to grant an audience to a lucky group of American tribute-seekers who praise the profound thinking of his rotundity and echo his grandiose schemes

To walk in step with his imperial highness, who is always situated in the middle as is the way of emperors ancient and modern, is not just to tag along and echo his regal footsteps but to echo his grandiosely profound ideas and diamond-sharp perceptions of a “win-win” Xi-centric world in which his rotund majesty is the core.

The audience with the anointed one starts with a hearty, heart-felt round of applause.