-Xi dons mufti to play soldier -Choreography, mandatory applause and a hectoring tone show the military brass who's boss -More meetings -Russia plays victim -Ohio is a smoking wreck -China is fragrant
Xi Jinping lectures the PLA and Armed Police. He stresses his dominance with aggressive hand gestures and choregraphed applause
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International sock puppets sing praise of CCP's Two meetings. They closely echo the party line
Russia continues to bomb and kill and ravage Ukraine yet invokes Seymour Hersh to vent outrage and snag some moral high ground on Nord Stream pipeline incident.
Ohio Trifecta for CCTV. A thrid train accident offers proof of the US in decline.
The news concludes with a flower-infused "I love you China"
