CCTV FOLLIES 5.12 Xi-mobile on the move!

The paramount leader is afoot! -Doing Hebei like a rock star -Space crew gets fresh fruit -CCTV embeds in Israel and Palestine -Russia punishes Ukraine -US banking crisis not over!

The Xi mobile can be seen gliding through the verdant rice fields of Cangzhou in Hebei Province. A site inspection reveals the rice is growing well, but the paramount leader has pro-tips and sage advice to dispense, as always.

Next stop is Huanghua port, also in Hebei, where the most powerful man in China spots a big ship and immediately starts to point at things.